• :: Brain
    Posted by: Hamzeh Hamarneh @ 2007-09-09, 21:12

    Excuse me sir, my brain all over the wall!

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  • :: Freedom
    Posted by: Hamzeh Hamarneh @ 2007-06-19, 06:40

    I admit that my vocabularies are so limited to describe this adventurous experience, maybe some pictures can tell the story better,,, and ill leave it to your imagination ( those who didn’t try yet) 

     -24 Minutes : marching on my heart beat

    still -24 Minutes: and one step forward

    -22 Minutes: The space ship - 

    -20 Minutes: Flying

    -1 Minute: a true smile on 10,000 feet hight

    0 Minutes: everything is small and meaningless

    2 seconds: Diving has a different meaning now!

    4 seconds: I hope this second lasted longer

    10 seconds: The ground is still soooo far

    20 seconds: FREEEEEEDOM

    25 seconds: I forgot my Thumbs up!

    30 seconds: Half way! my MSN picture

    45 seconds: trying to turn, but we had a stupid stabilizer


    55 seconds: still free falling!

    4 minutes: It was too short

    still 4 minutes: push push! let's fly a bit more

    still 4 minutes: Ground sweet groung

    5 minutes: yoohoo! Merci 




    WoooooW! I know for a fact that I am doing it again!

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  • :: حمزة الحبّيب
    Posted by: Hamzeh Hamarneh @ 2007-05-08, 02:47

     I don't really re-post things like cartoons and videos from websites like youtube or forward emails... But this was just irresistible … it reminded me of that summer back at high school when I volunteered in al-Amal Center for Cancer next to University Hospital! Also reminded me of the Library classes that I spent actually in the cafeteria…

     

    zaman 3an heek gosas wallah 

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  • :: Hi Hamzeh
    Posted by: Hamzeh Hamarneh @ 2006-12-23, 12:42

    Hi Hamzeh! How are you today? Did you sleep well last night? Where you from?

    I heard ,, that you are not so happy to say goodbye to 2006! Is that true? I would like really to know why! Anyway man,,, I know for sure that it was a hell of a year for you,, but we are so sorry to tell that you still have 8 days,,, MORE OR LESS to get over it and to be prepared emotionally ,,, NOT TO SAY GOODBYE for 2006.... its your choice not to through a farewell party,,, but to be ready for intreducing you to 2007,,, and remember dude,,, its just a NEW YEAR!!!

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  • :: Hamzeh @ a one a night stand
    Posted by: Hamzeh Hamarneh @ 2006-11-28, 12:27

    Allora ,,, its amazing its awsome its unbelievable,,, woooow ,,,  dont get the  impression that its my first  time through this,,, because its not,,,  its  just  DIFFERENT,,,  different  for many  reasons,,, 

    ONE: she is my best friend

    SECOND: she offered

    THIRD: at here brand-new  bed  room

    FORTH: we are both proud of it

    FIFTH: all of our common friends dont give a shit for it

    SIXTH: ITS AWSOME

    SEVENTH: I LOVE IT

    EIGHTH: I WILL CALL HER NEXT MORNING 

    NINTH: ITS SOMETHING THAT I WOULD DO IT OVER AND OVER

    TENTH AND THE MOST IMPORTANT: its not even close to sex

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    Fine,,, she got a new bed room,,, an amazing one,, actually im lovin it... but she doesnt have space for one of the two night stands,,, so she gave me one,,, later that night,, i was on mobile with "someone" and I told her that my friend just gave a one night stand.... but she misunderstood it,,, just like you dirty minds,,,

     

    Arrivederci h3 

     

     

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  • :: قومي انقلعي يا مرة
    Posted by: Hamzeh Hamarneh @ 2006-11-21, 02:34

     يعني علي الطلاق من راسي، انو في نسوان ذبحهم حلال، مش فاهم انا كيف في مرة بتوخد العقل ، لا الله مرتبة، ماشية مع جوزها الاصلع الوقور، فجأة بتنجن ع واحد هندي مسخم لأنو الكيس اللي معو خبط فيها، و أنا شايف شو صار يعني، بسال اللي ماشاف على ردة فعلها بتفكر انو الهندي اغتصبها، صرخت و فضحت حالها و فضحت جوزها و فضحتنا كلنا لأنو لما بلشت تجعر الأخت المصون، طلعت أردنية و هدا اللي باعصني اصلا،

    بشرفي اذا مرتي بتطلع حفرتلية و نورية هيك و بنتهبل بسهولة، بشرفي لا احطها بكيس و ابعتها لابوها يربيها من اول و جديد، شو العالم الزبالة هاي

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  • :: من درر أبو حمزة (الله يحفظه) النفيسة
    Posted by: Hamzeh Hamarneh @ 2006-11-03, 05:30
     

    في الزماناااااات سنة 46 ، لما كنت ولد صغير، كنت اسمع بابا بحكي جملة (مثل شعبي) مشهورة وهلأ لما صرت رجال كبير، لساتو بحكيها، مرات إلي و مرات مش إلي، بس مش هادا المهم ، المهم إني موافق عليها حملة و تفصيلا، و ببصم بالعشرة إنها درة نفيسة لازم تنحط في متحف و الدليل إني مؤخرا صاير كتييير أحتاجها و استعملها. الله يسعد ربك يا أبو حمزة و يخليك تاج فوق رووسنا و تظلك تحكيلنا دايمان إنو......احم

    بقول (الراس إللي ما في عقل، قطعو حلال) و فعلا إنو قطعو حلال الحلال

    ملاحظة: للأغبياء اللي ما في رووسهم عقل و اللي ممكن يحطوا تعليق غبي أو مسقع وجه ، مش المقصود فعليا قطع رووسهم. هادا اسمو بلاغة بس كنت اتمنى انو عن جد قصدو نقطع رووسكم واحد واحد

    للطبعيين: شكرا انكم فهمتوا المقصود و شكرا اكثر لأنكم مش أغبياء

    للأذكياء: شكزا لأنكم فهمتوا بالزبط عن شو بحكي، و شكرا إلي لأني عرفتكم على إشى رح تحتاجو في حياتكم العملية نظرا للإرتفاع الملحوظ في نسبة الأغبياء هالأيام

     

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  • :: Yappee... yooohoohooo FLICKER is working
    Posted by: Hamzeh Hamarneh @ 2006-10-09, 08:04
     
    Finalmente...
    Flicker is not banned any more in "DUBAI" ... it felt so great to open one of Roba's posts (those based completely on a photo) and understand....
    But I guess they did it to make up banning Skype .... hehe
    Arrivederci
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  • :: ما هو هادا اللي ناقص
    Posted by: Hamzeh Hamarneh @ 2006-09-13, 08:18
    بالله لو سمحت أعطني كرت شحن سيارة!أنا ما في كتيير ريشارج! انت في واحد كرت كبير انت كرت واحد صغير ! ييي سيارتي فش فيها رصيد! أنت سيارتك كرت و لا فاتورة؟؟ أقوى عروض الصيف على كروت شحن السيارات 50% زيادة مجانية عمدما تشحن ب 100 درهم ! ياخوك بدي روح مشوار فسيارتك فانت بسأل هون: محلي ولا دولي؟؟؟ أو أنت ماشي مازع على الـ 180 بطلعك صوت يقول : الرجاء العمل على اعادة شحن رصيدك! ,,, و في الاخير العالم بيقولو حمزة في دبي بيجيب مصاري الله! مش عارفين انو الواحد هون بطل لاقي حق الكورن فليكس Money mouth و الماسترد
     
    رسوم على 71 شارعاً في دبي مطلع 2007

    دبي- منى بوسمرة:

    قالت مصادر في هيئة الطرق والمواصلات في دبي لـ''الاتحاد'' ان الهيئة تستعد مع مطلع عام 2007 لتطبيق قرار فرض رسوم مرور على 71 شارعا في مدينة دبي ''خارجية وداخلية''، لافتة الى أن كلفة العبور للرحلة الواحدة تبلغ ثلاثة دراهم، وسيتم تركيب بوابات الكترونية حديثة مزودة بأجهزة استشعار لقراءة البطاقات الممغنطة، التي سيتم توفيرها في جميع المحال مثل السوبر ماركت وهي شبيهة ببطاقة ''الهاتف النقال'' وستكون متوفرة باشتراكات منها اشتراك سنوي وربع سنوي وشهري أو لمرة واحدة، وتتميز بخاصية إمكانية تعبئتها في أي وقت·
    وستزود البوابات بكاميرات مثل ''كاميرا رادار'' يتم من خلالها تحرير مخالفة عبور في حال مرور السيارات من دون استخدام بطاقة المرور·
    تخفيف الازدحام  المزيد 
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  • :: Reversible Vs Irreversible - mistakes
    Posted by: Hamzeh Hamarneh @ 2006-08-19, 12:33
    Reversible and irreversible mistakes,  since they are both mistakes you should admit them first, I guess this is the only 2 things in common between them,,, the differences are more than what my little head can think of,, I cant imagine a difference out of nowhere,, a personal experience might help though,,, first,,, the next step after you admit,, if you think your mistake is reversible,,  automatically (since it’s a mistake) you will think of the easiest way to make it up, here,, you should be careful,, your emotional condition (most of the times) is fragile, and you are in a hurry,, because you want this to be over ASAP and everything back on track,, this rush might be tricky enough to lead or,, a better way to say it,, mislead you for another mistake,, welcome to the endless loop of your irreversible reversible mistakes,,, enjoy… I started with a bad and the most probable to happen scenario as I see it,, the best-case-scenario is to take back all the effects of your mistake and everyone is happy,, In between these tow extremes there is a gray area,,, or a scale where the level of you mistake determines the difficulty and the effort needed to make it up,,, the harder is it,,, the best lesson you learn,, that’s why we repeat silly small mistakes so frequently,,, specially if a smile can take care of all the making-up-shit job. But nothing guarantee 100% that you will never do it again. The final step,, is apologizing,  OH MY GOD,,, personally I used this effective weapon in the worst way and time ever,,, the word SORRY,,, can be with a great effect and save you from many embarrassing and stupid situations,, the secret is ,, the timing for saying it,, and the frequency,,, that was one of my  IRREVERSIBLE mistakes by the way,,, using it so frequently with any mistake so it lost its meaning,, with all the dangerous consequences of that,,, now,,, IRREVERSIBLE mistakes,, my favorite mistakes,,, its so simple and straight forward,, you admit… you deny (optional), you move on.. A predefined path that you can’t mess with, you can make it shorter my skipping the denial though, and its guaranteed 100% that you won’t do it again.

    I guess you all know this,, but I thought sharing it,,, writing it,, saying it over and over inside my head might help getting me out of my biggest IRREVERSIBLE MISTAKE EVER,, which is choosing  to DENY second biggest mistake he he see the irony! Embedded irreversible mistakes are the worst I guess.

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