My father is 52! he never been in our home town Zarnuqa ... and so do I! but we both know it! we lived there.. I know its smell... I was travelling to Zarnuqa everyday through my Grandfather's eyes and tears (Allah yer7amo),,, 59 years ago he had to leave,,, he raised me.. he took to me to Zarnuqa a lot.. I was luckey and happy to find someone to take me home from Madaba to Zarnuqa... someone who has a time-machine...
what makes me really really sad,,, is my son! when he comes to this world,, he'll never smell Zarnuqa again! we are the last Generation to remember Palestine :'(
| You know what? its a bit confusing ,,, me,, AND OF COURSE IM TALKING ABOUT HAMZEH since I am the center of attention of all times... me,, I don’t know what exactly I should feel about me being able to make all my wishes COME ACTUALLY TRUE... simply,, I never had a wish that didn’t come true,, even things on my wish list now,, I can see them around the corner,,, which makes me wonder,,, maybe I wish what I can actually do or have,, w 3ala gad ibsa6ak mid ijreek.. Maybe I am a good worker and determine so nothing is impossible to me, maybe i am just a LUCKEY BASTARD which is my nickname for sometime now... given by friends who actually experienced seeing me getting or getting away things only because of MY luck...
the point is ... IM NOT HAPPY... and I don’t care why I get what I aim for,,, because the only explanation that makes sense to me,,, that I WISH WRONG THINGS,,, that’s why I am not happy to make any of them true. |
Im not silly... I look around, i watch Jazeera and CNN, I read newspapers, i follow up internet,,, to find a logical answer for this question!
أنا مش تافه أو سخيف! بس بطلع حولي! بتفرج عالجزيرة و السي ان ان! و بقرا جرايد, و بطارد ورا الانترنت ,,, عشان الاقي خلقة جواب لا هالسؤال! احم
WHAT DA HELL IS GOING ON?
شو عم بيصير؟
و الله أنو سؤال مبين سخيف! بس أسالو لحالك أشوف! بتلاقي جواب؟
it seems a silly question, but ask your self, can you find an answer?
Arrivederci 7abaybe!!!
*********** Abul Abed*******************************
Olmert was sitting in his office wondering how to invade Lebanon when his telephone rang.
"Hallo, Mr. Olmert!" a heavily accented voice said. "This is Abul Abed,down at the tea house in Beirut! I am callin` to tell ya dat we are officially declaring war on you, yes you!"
"Well" Olmert replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?"
"Right now," said Abul Abed, after a moments calculation "there is myself, my cousin Mustafa, me next-door neighbor Abou khaled, and the whole team from the tea house. That makes eight!"
Olmert paused. "I must tell you Abul Abed, that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."
"Holy jeez," said Abul Abed. "I`ll have to call ya back!" Sure enough, the next day, Abul Abed called again. "Mr. Olmert, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"
"And what equipment would that be Abul Abed?", Olmert asked.
"Well sir, we have two Mercedes 180, and a truck."
Olmert sighed. "I must tell you Abul Abed, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armoured personnel carriers. Also I`ve increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke."
"Ya lateef", said A Abul Abed, "I`ll be getting back to ya." Sure enough, Abul Abed rang again the next day. "Mr. Olmert , the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We modified a helicopter with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four more neighbors have joined us as well!"
Olmert was silent for a minute then cleared his throat. "I must tell you Abul Abed that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I`ve increased my army to TWO MILLION!"
"Lah lah lah lah," said Abul Abed, "I`ll have to call you back."
Sure enough, Abul Abed called again the next day. "Mr. Olmert I am sorry to have to tell you dat we have had to call off this war."
"I`m sorry to hear that" said Olmert. "Why the sudden change of heart?"
"Well, sir," said Abul Abed, "we`ve all sat ourselves down and had a long chat, and come to realize that?s no way we can feed two million prisoners."
************** Olmert*******************************
An Israeli reporter asking Olmert: Sir, so many Israeli soldiers were killed, even more were injured, we lost so many Merkavas, and other military vehciles, our cities were under daily rocket's attacks, the economy was almost dead and we need some time to recover, our budget is cut,,, may I ask why did you do this?
Olmert: feda il sayyed Hassan....
************* Nobel Prize*************************
Q: Why they will give Hassan Nasrallah Nobel Prize for Education?
A: Because he managed to put all the lebanese nation in schools.
كمان شوي و رح انجلط ! من عاهاتك يا وطن و من الأمراض النفسية و الاوبئة العقلية المنتشرة في الهواء و المياه! عنجد مش عارف شو احكي! بس احنا شعب ممنوع نفكر، و ازا فكرنا ممنوع نحكي، و ازا حكينا، بطلعلك مليون مفصوم مجنون خويثة مغسول الدماغ و بصير يزاود عليك! قال حرية قال، قال ديموقاطية قال، على العموم! أنا ما بتمنى إلا كل خير للكل، وكل خير بالنسبة إلي مش معناها فرج الله! لأني ما بعرف حدا قعد يستنا فرج و طلع بفايدة، كل خير معناها نكون شعب جرئ نحكي اللي بدنا، و كمان نسمع اللي بدنا اياه، مش نتخببا ورا اسماء مجهولة، أما موضوع انو ما بنعرف نعيش فوق الكندرة ... فاهذا بدو بوست لحالو عشان اشرحلكو و اثبتلكو ليش ما بنقدر نكون الا تحت الكندرة، و نصفق و فرحانين.... الله يسامحك يا هتلر، مش لو حرقنا كلنا كان اريح من هالعيشة؟؟؟ طبعاً أنا ما بستغرب ازا بعرف و اصلا انا متاكد انو الاكمن حفرتلي اللي في عالم البلوغز السعيد قاعدين بحسسوا على البطحات اللي على روسهم المليانة افكار رجعية هدامة! و على فكرة أنا من مادبا أزا حدا حابب يقاطع المنتجات الماداباوية!!! روح يا شيخ والله اشي بقصر العمر
Galloway: 'The Violence Will Go On'
George Galloway has spoken out in support of Lebanon, saying he believes Hizbollah is justified in attacking Israel. The Respect MP also lambasted media coverage of the war and said the UN resolution means nothing.
I just got this email,,, from Dr.Laila (my high school Colleague),,, and lately i discovered that Dr.Laila is a member (with me) in Mel Gibson Fan Club,,,
and her favorite movie is conspiracy theory kaman Just like me,, ( Salute emm illool)
A student asked a teacher: What is love?!
The teacher said: in order to answer your question, go to the paddy field and choose the biggest paddy and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick. The student went to the field, went thru the first row. He saw one big paddy, but he wondered....maybe there is a bigger one later. Then he saw another bigger one... but maybe there is an even bigger one waiting for him. Later, when he finished more than half of the paddy field, he started to realize that the paddy is not as big as the previous ones he saw, he knew he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted it. So, he ended up going back to the teacher with empty hands… The teacher told him, this is LOVE... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realize, you have already missed THE person ... The student asked: What is marriage then? The teacher said: In order to answer your question, go to the corn field and choose the biggest corn and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick. The student went to the corn field, this time he was careful not to repeat the previous mistake. When he reached the middle of the field, he has picked one medium corn that he felt satisfied with, and came back to the teacher. The teacher told him, this time you brought back a corn.... you looked for the one that is just nice, and you have faith and belief that this is the best one you can get.... this is Marriage...
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Dr.Laila says
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By Mr. Maamoun Al Atari, Since 1979 and still walking [Source]
1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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A: Finalizing a couple of deliverables,,, to meet today's deadline
Q: WHAT DID THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE ON YOUR CELL PHONE SAY
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A: I used to, now im struggling to get the Emirates Driving License
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A: I wish
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ساو باولو- ذكرت صحيفة "او استادو" البرازيلية الصادرة في ساو باولو ان الاتحاد الدولي لكرة القدم والسلطات الالمانية يدرسون احتمال الغاء المونديال المقرر في المانيا من 9 حزيران/يونيو الى 9 تموز/يوليو المقبلين في حال تحول فيروس انفلونزا الطيور الى وباء.
وكتبت مراسلة الصحيفة البرازيلية في زيوريخ حيث مقر الاتحاد الدولي "المسؤولون السياسيون الالمان ورئيس الاتحاد الدولي جوزيف بلاتر اكدوا ان المونديال قد يلغى في حال شهد فيروس انفلونزا الطيور تحولا وانتشر بشكل وبائي بين السكان".
وتابعت المراسلة استنادا الى بلاتر "سيكون من الطبيعي عدم اقامة المونديال اذا تحول فيروس انفلونزا الطيور الى وباء".
وتفشى الفيروس في بلدان اوروبية عدة وقد اكتشفت مؤخرا اصابة قطة ضالة بهذا الفيروس في المانيا في اول حالة في القارة الاوروبية.
من جهته، أعلن نائب رئيس اللجنة المنظمة للمونديال هورست شميدت "نحن مرتاحون ولا يجب البدء في الاشاعات حول تطور الفيروس او حول تداعياته على المونديال".
وقال وزير الداخلية الالماني فولفانغ شوبل "لا أرى اي خطر على كأس العالم"، فيما قال وزير الصحة الالماني في تصريح لوسائل الاعلام الالمانية "المونديال سيقام في موعده".
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Bird flu: Cancel World Cup!
Berlin - A German Green party politician on Tuesday said the football World Cup, which will be played here from June 9 to July 9, should be cancelled because of the outbreak of bird flu in the country.
"The virus is here, and we have a giant sports event on our hands. I would be tempted to say let us be cautious and call it off," said Baerbel Hoehn, the leader of the parliamentary committee for agriculture.
The World Cup organising committee refused to comment but Hoehn found support from World Health Organisation expert Klaus Stoehr, who said he did not think the suggestion amounted to "scare-mongering."
"We should think very carefully about what we are going to do if we have a human case of avian influenza," he said.
The 2006 World Cup is expected to bring some three million football fans to Germany, and the country has been preparing to host the event since 2000.
The dangerous H5N1 strain of bird flu reached German shores last week, and by Tuesday 103 dead birds had tested positive for the disease. [source]
Lets pray that this will never happen... i hope its one of the rumors we lately hear about about the season's disease (Bird flu)… first cow madness, sars and now birds flu…. I wonder what next?
