Yes, the Hat's trip... hats were my only concern and of the most things i enjoyed in Muscat,, its beautiful and green,, its undiscoverd for arab tourists,,, its highly recommended for running away from our fast life since the whole mood of the city and its people is on slow-motion,,, hehehe,,, we were 2 couples,,, Ramzi&Soha the most beautiful Lebanese couple,, Hamzeh&Margaret ,,,, Im in Love with Margaret,, my new Japanese Girl-Friend,, she is amazing,, Strong, loyal, sexy, adorable, not-demandin, comfortable, HOT, and BLACK,, yammi,, she had so much fun,, and she gave me joy all way (if you know what i mean hehe ) ,,, thank you dear,, mwa mwa,, i shall say no more, Pictures will tell you my hats story,, Well well, I took 500 pictures in 3 days,,, 300 of them,,, are amazing shots, simply because im not in them,, h33h3,, i will be displayin them laterzz . Thanks Minnie,, Many Thanks Pluto,, Greetings Margaret Mwa mwa,, Regards to the Driver,, ,MYSELF,, Arrivederci ;) |
I guess you all know this,, but I thought sharing it,,, writing it,, saying it over and over inside my head might help getting me out of my biggest IRREVERSIBLE MISTAKE EVER,, which is choosing to DENY second biggest mistake he he see the irony! Embedded irreversible mistakes are the worst I guess.
*********** Abul Abed*******************************
Olmert was sitting in his office wondering how to invade Lebanon when his telephone rang.
"Hallo, Mr. Olmert!" a heavily accented voice said. "This is Abul Abed,down at the tea house in Beirut! I am callin` to tell ya dat we are officially declaring war on you, yes you!"
"Well" Olmert replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?"
"Right now," said Abul Abed, after a moments calculation "there is myself, my cousin Mustafa, me next-door neighbor Abou khaled, and the whole team from the tea house. That makes eight!"
Olmert paused. "I must tell you Abul Abed, that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."
"Holy jeez," said Abul Abed. "I`ll have to call ya back!" Sure enough, the next day, Abul Abed called again. "Mr. Olmert, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"
"And what equipment would that be Abul Abed?", Olmert asked.
"Well sir, we have two Mercedes 180, and a truck."
Olmert sighed. "I must tell you Abul Abed, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armoured personnel carriers. Also I`ve increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke."
"Ya lateef", said A Abul Abed, "I`ll be getting back to ya." Sure enough, Abul Abed rang again the next day. "Mr. Olmert , the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We modified a helicopter with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four more neighbors have joined us as well!"
Olmert was silent for a minute then cleared his throat. "I must tell you Abul Abed that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I`ve increased my army to TWO MILLION!"
"Lah lah lah lah," said Abul Abed, "I`ll have to call you back."
Sure enough, Abul Abed called again the next day. "Mr. Olmert I am sorry to have to tell you dat we have had to call off this war."
"I`m sorry to hear that" said Olmert. "Why the sudden change of heart?"
"Well, sir," said Abul Abed, "we`ve all sat ourselves down and had a long chat, and come to realize that?s no way we can feed two million prisoners."
************** Olmert*******************************
An Israeli reporter asking Olmert: Sir, so many Israeli soldiers were killed, even more were injured, we lost so many Merkavas, and other military vehciles, our cities were under daily rocket's attacks, the economy was almost dead and we need some time to recover, our budget is cut,,, may I ask why did you do this?
Olmert: feda il sayyed Hassan....
************* Nobel Prize*************************
Q: Why they will give Hassan Nasrallah Nobel Prize for Education?
A: Because he managed to put all the lebanese nation in schools.
كمان شوي و رح انجلط ! من عاهاتك يا وطن و من الأمراض النفسية و الاوبئة العقلية المنتشرة في الهواء و المياه! عنجد مش عارف شو احكي! بس احنا شعب ممنوع نفكر، و ازا فكرنا ممنوع نحكي، و ازا حكينا، بطلعلك مليون مفصوم مجنون خويثة مغسول الدماغ و بصير يزاود عليك! قال حرية قال، قال ديموقاطية قال، على العموم! أنا ما بتمنى إلا كل خير للكل، وكل خير بالنسبة إلي مش معناها فرج الله! لأني ما بعرف حدا قعد يستنا فرج و طلع بفايدة، كل خير معناها نكون شعب جرئ نحكي اللي بدنا، و كمان نسمع اللي بدنا اياه، مش نتخببا ورا اسماء مجهولة، أما موضوع انو ما بنعرف نعيش فوق الكندرة ... فاهذا بدو بوست لحالو عشان اشرحلكو و اثبتلكو ليش ما بنقدر نكون الا تحت الكندرة، و نصفق و فرحانين.... الله يسامحك يا هتلر، مش لو حرقنا كلنا كان اريح من هالعيشة؟؟؟ طبعاً أنا ما بستغرب ازا بعرف و اصلا انا متاكد انو الاكمن حفرتلي اللي في عالم البلوغز السعيد قاعدين بحسسوا على البطحات اللي على روسهم المليانة افكار رجعية هدامة! و على فكرة أنا من مادبا أزا حدا حابب يقاطع المنتجات الماداباوية!!! روح يا شيخ والله اشي بقصر العمر
After a big meal of politics at a Lebanese friend, he ended up telling a great joke,,, I laughed my ass of
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مرة كان وليد بيك جنبلاط و نبيه بري و السيد حسن نصرالله قاعدين و مبسوطين و بعرطو على بعض قام وليد بيك بحكيلهم: أنا اذا بتشيلو حرف الدال من اسمي بصير ولي ابتسم نبيه بري و قال: شو يعني؟ ما انا اذا بتشيلو حرف الياء من اسمي بصير نبي زعل السيد حسن نصرالله و قال بعصبية: ولكو اذا بتشيلو من اسمي حرف الراء بصير نص الله |
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Right after that I joined English friends in a club,,, by 3 Am I got wasted but at least I was able to drive back home,, parked properly, took a taxi to meet them again in another club,,, where we stayed till 5 am... fine,, right after that,,, we were disparate to find a Lebanese bakery,,, many thanks for our sober taxi driver,,, he found us a bakery,,, Kimon.,, the funniest English ass I ever knew,,, kept calling me Abu Hamzeh all night,,, I hate to admit that,,,but he annoyed the hell out of me,,, I asked him with a serious look at my pale face,,, MY NAME IS HAMZEH,, WHERE DID YOU GET THE "ABU" FROM?? He replied :laughing out loud: ,,, "FROM CNN I GUESS." hehehe
Ya 3ammi,,, Am I ganna live a day where the word "Arab" is not a synonym for the word "Terrorist"??
Update:في واحد مجهول كتيير زعلان، و بفكر اني زعلان منو أو اشي.. المهم إني ابداً أبداً مش زعلان... بالعكس , مبسوط لأنك بتخليني متأكد اني صح و أنا عم برد عليك لانك ضيعت كتيير وقت و لأني جد جد شفقان عليك, و شفقان على اللي زيك ! وجودك و جود اشكالك كتيير بزيد قناعتي بافكاري و ممارستي الها! عموما... خليك زلمة و ابعتلي ايميل و بلاش تتخبى ورا اماء مجهولة
Galloway: 'The Violence Will Go On'
George Galloway has spoken out in support of Lebanon, saying he believes Hizbollah is justified in attacking Israel. The Respect MP also lambasted media coverage of the war and said the UN resolution means nothing.
يعني قلت بيني و بين حالي! ما دام الله منعم و متفضل ,,,, ليش ما اعمل برايفت بزنس؟؟
فرعنا في دبي - ركزوا في هاي الصورة
